lolz0rz

My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have s*x?" 

I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car and found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "You've won my trust"

Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in the car.