All the shit that I did when I was young

"NO READ, NO WRITE!"


I don't know about myself but when I was young, I keep on pretending that I cannot read nor write and the only person who knows that I can is my mom and dad. One night..


N: oh, read this selection..
M: t-the q-Qck, the Qck
N: it's Quick, means fast...
M: the quick b-brawwwwwn fohh-Eks.
N: um, brown, letter O siya diba.. then It's FOX.
M: j-juuuumps overr..
N: (T_T) (T_T) (T_T) (T_T) tita, ba't ang hirap ni Ac turuan??
<3: alexis mae valenciano cheng!
M: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.............. :-P


"LOVE LETTER"


when i was young, way back in elementary, I tried to write a letter to my teacher using Japanese words to let him know that I can speak Japanese even though I really can't. I used the lyrics of the song, "SUTEKI DA NE" of Final Fantasy X. I wasn't able to finish it though. That night, my mom rummaged through my bag to check on what we did at school.


Guess what? Right. She saw the letter. She read it (she can read, write and speak Japanese) and called me. Turns out, the song is about luuurve. I was like, BUSTED LMAOOOOO


WHAT MY LETTER CONTAINED:

Dead Sir Joel, 
Kaze ga yoseta kotoba ni Oyoida kokoro Kumo ga hakobu ashita ni Hazunda koe. Tsuki ga yureru kagami ni Furueta kokoro Hoshi ga nagare, koboreta. Yawarakai namida...

Suteki da ne Futari te o tori aruketa nara Ikitai yo Kimi no machi, ie, ude no naka. Sono mune, Karada azuke Yoi ni magire, Yume miru...

Kaze wa tomari; kotoba wa Yasashii maboroshi Kumo wa yabure; ashita wa Tooku no koe. Tsuki ga nijimu kagami o Nagareta kokoro Hoshi ga yurete, koboreta Kakusenai namida..


Respectfully Yours, A.Cheng :)




WHAT IT MEANS:


My heart, swimming in the words the wind has borne. A voice, bouncing on a tomorrow carried by clouds. A heart, trembling on a mirror where the moon quivers. A star falls, spills gentle teardrops

Isn't it wonderful if we could walk, holding hands. I'd want to go to your town, your house, into your arms

To your heart I leave my body mixed into the night I dream. The wind stops; your words are a kind illusion. The clouds break apart; tomorrow Is a distant voice...


HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW, RIGHT!!!!!
i told my mom i dunno what i wrote means, myself. gladly i didn't give it to my teacher! Sir joel!! my computer teacher :DDD he's in singapore right now :DD his looks didn't change :)


THE END!