VACATION:
Nasimula ko lang ang aking tunay na bakasyon noong April 25, 2011 sa reason na lagi ako pumupunta sa school para kumuha ng grade, magpa-reserve at mag-exam (kasi may bagsak ako ..YA, IT WAS MATH.) Asar, dibaaa.
--> Now, speaking of SUMMER vacation, I don't really go for DAY swimming kasi ayaw ko um-itim :((( so I'm always waiting for the night before I plunge into that volume of water pero I still feel like I'm getting dark which is weird.
VACANCY:
One beautiful Wednesday afternoon, I was with my Dad along with my sibs, getting ready to go somewhere since we're bored at home.. Meh, I don't really check on my phone like how I check on it when I was young haha. 4PM, the first time I got hold of it that day and I already got a bunch of messages and missed calls.
One of them was the sudden meeting with Ms. Ines, the school's EVP. May meeting daw with her pero sa amin lang mga Android Students. I was surprised kasi biglaan as in tatalon ka nalang sa pool, may nag-hila pa sa'yo.
So, of course it's impossible for me to get there on time kasi 'di ako papayagan ni Papa nu'n! Sasabihin lang nu'n, Ano 'yan, biglaang date? hahaha. 'Di ako naka-punta. I didn't bounce on any calls, didn't reply to any messages. Just, silence...
ANYWAY:
The real reason why I'm here right now is to take note of my very BUSY SCHEDULE! zOMGWTFBBQ!!
April 28, 2011: Schedule Reservation at INFORMATICS
Hindi lang 'yan, mage-exam pa ako kay S'Glenn para 'di niya ako bigyan ng Cinco sa Discrete Mathematics. Magpapa-reserve ng Schedule for the next term though 'di pa ako sure dahil na nga sa IYF thing.
April 29, 2011: IYF Camp for Registration in FAIRVIEW.
Pupunta lang para mag-pasa ng requirements at makapag-inquire na din since 3 weeks lang naman kami mawawala sa school, 'di ba. Dapat we know what we are gonna go through that whole time since we're like, skipping school.
May 9 -11: IYF Training in PAMPANGA
Leadership training preparation para sa pag-punta namin sa Korea, 'di kami mag-kapa. Worth P1,000.
May 9 - 27: Android Training in DAVAO, CEBU and METRO MANILA.
Magtu-turo daw kami sa mga Professors sa different Universities sa Davao, Cebu and Metro Manila ng pag-gawa ng program sa Android. We'll have 8HRS/Day, may sahod, free accomodation, Minus 120HRS sa OJT and it's sponsored by SMART.
June 27 - July 20: International Youth Federation Leadership Training in Korea.
P1,000, Free Accomodation pag-dating dun, Food and Hotel. Minus 3wks sa OJT (tamad mag-compute sa HRS.). Sa amin ang Airfare. Sa kanila ang Visa processing.
OMG.WTF.BBQ talaga. My Dad doesn't know anything about all of this since they're all of a biglaannnn!
Ano ie-enroll ko next term!! OJT o THESIS???? :(((
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
11PM
April 20, 2011 11:41pm
the numbers actually represent the names of the people involved.
So, 2 opened up something to 1 about 3's heartbreak because 2 can't keep a secret herself.
1. hey,nakuha mu n grade s sad?
2. sa monday na daw kasi nagmeeting ng 10am-3pm then 3pm onwards, thesis na
1. sakto lang pla, ok
2. do you know that 3 is sad?
1. as in sad? like this :( ?
2. but please don't tell her that i told you
2. it's just a secretttt
1. secret from me? ouch
1. i thought we're best friends?
2. ehh it's a very sensitive part that you might TEASE her.
2. we know you 1, sometimes even if it's a secret, if you want to know more information, you tend to tell it to anyone else.
1. wow ah! aray nmn! don't judge me ok?
1. u don't know me that much...
This is the part where 4 (3's crush) and 5 (crush's ex), enters the story and 2 tells the situation.
1. ano ba yun?
2. ummm 4's with his ex-gf, 5 earlier at sm..
2. www.facebook.com/5.5
1. my ghaddddd ?????????????????? really?
1. shicks!!
1. i mean, shocks
2. YES I HAD THE SAME REACTION!!
2. ahhh, kala ko you mean CHICKS lol
1. how'd u know?
1. ahahaha!!
1. she's so gorgeous with that bathing suit
2. 3 told me that 6 told her that he saw them
2. ..and yaaaa she changes profile pic every now and then with daring photos
1. my ghaddd
2. IKR it hurts so much
1. i knew it
2. i'm hurt also because, how if 7 did that to me toooooo
2. i will really be very sadddd
1. 6 did chat me earlier asking about 3
1. nakikieksena ka din tlga eh noh? ndi k nmn epal nyan?! ahahaha
2. what did he ask??
2. pero siyempre, i have to feel what 3 feels right now so that i can talk to her feelingsss
1. ok, i got u.
2. kaya nga sakin niya sinabi kasi she knows she can really talk to me nohh
1. did she cry?
2. and because you're still burden with 8's death.
2. well, sabi niya nung una, she wants to cry her heart out
2. then later, "i won't cry for him nohhhh"
1. ahhhh yah... thanks that u understand my situation
Now this is where they kind of make fun of 4... comparing 4 to 9, a homosexual.lol
2. 4's in school earlier ehh
1. ahm,,,eh di good
1. Today? y?
2. we talked to him pa nga eh, b/c hes holding a hello kitty bag, dun pala yun sa exgf niya hmppp
2. kinuha yung wage niya
1. shocks.....
2. what shocks? what part?lol
1. ahhaha the hello kitty bag part
1. bagay ba sa kanya? ahaha
2. oh, i thought the wage part lol
1. bwahahhahaa pwede rin...
2. LOL we looked puzzled when we saw him, actually ...and he's wearing a fitted shirt like what 9(fag) wears lol
1. bwahahhahahahahahhaa oh my ghadddd
1. what's happening???? ahahha
2. so i asked him, "ummm 4, kanino po yung bag na 'yan??" he said, "ahh... inde, mga produkto laman neto"
2. so we just ignored it and thought that maybe he was selling some products..
1. parang ang lau nmn ng sagot nya
2. ...AVON products.
1. bwahahhahhahahhaha
2. LMAOOOjk. HAHAHAAHA IKR HAHAHAHAH
2. i can't stop laughing OMG hahahha
1. i really don't know how to react with this
1. bwahahhaa we're the same
1. i just don't know what to say
2. i am so gonna post this on my blogspot acct LMAO
1. what color is his shirt?
2. unfortunately, it's not PINK LOL.
blah blah blah....
the numbers actually represent the names of the people involved.
So, 2 opened up something to 1 about 3's heartbreak because 2 can't keep a secret herself.
1. hey,nakuha mu n grade s sad?
2. sa monday na daw kasi nagmeeting ng 10am-3pm then 3pm onwards, thesis na
1. sakto lang pla, ok
2. do you know that 3 is sad?
1. as in sad? like this :( ?
2. but please don't tell her that i told you
2. it's just a secretttt
1. secret from me? ouch
1. i thought we're best friends?
2. ehh it's a very sensitive part that you might TEASE her.
2. we know you 1, sometimes even if it's a secret, if you want to know more information, you tend to tell it to anyone else.
1. wow ah! aray nmn! don't judge me ok?
1. u don't know me that much...
This is the part where 4 (3's crush) and 5 (crush's ex), enters the story and 2 tells the situation.
1. ano ba yun?
2. ummm 4's with his ex-gf, 5 earlier at sm..
2. www.facebook.com/5.5
1. my ghaddddd ?????????????????? really?
1. shicks!!
1. i mean, shocks
2. YES I HAD THE SAME REACTION!!
2. ahhh, kala ko you mean CHICKS lol
1. how'd u know?
1. ahahaha!!
1. she's so gorgeous with that bathing suit
2. 3 told me that 6 told her that he saw them
2. ..and yaaaa she changes profile pic every now and then with daring photos
1. my ghaddd
2. IKR it hurts so much
1. i knew it
2. i'm hurt also because, how if 7 did that to me toooooo
2. i will really be very sadddd
1. 6 did chat me earlier asking about 3
1. nakikieksena ka din tlga eh noh? ndi k nmn epal nyan?! ahahaha
2. what did he ask??
2. pero siyempre, i have to feel what 3 feels right now so that i can talk to her feelingsss
1. ok, i got u.
2. kaya nga sakin niya sinabi kasi she knows she can really talk to me nohh
1. did she cry?
2. and because you're still burden with 8's death.
2. well, sabi niya nung una, she wants to cry her heart out
2. then later, "i won't cry for him nohhhh"
1. ahhhh yah... thanks that u understand my situation
Now this is where they kind of make fun of 4... comparing 4 to 9, a homosexual.lol
2. 4's in school earlier ehh
1. ahm,,,eh di good
1. Today? y?
2. we talked to him pa nga eh, b/c hes holding a hello kitty bag, dun pala yun sa exgf niya hmppp
2. kinuha yung wage niya
1. shocks.....
2. what shocks? what part?lol
1. ahhaha the hello kitty bag part
1. bagay ba sa kanya? ahaha
2. oh, i thought the wage part lol
1. bwahahhahaa pwede rin...
2. LOL we looked puzzled when we saw him, actually ...and he's wearing a fitted shirt like what 9(fag) wears lol
1. bwahahhahahahahahhaa oh my ghadddd
1. what's happening???? ahahha
2. so i asked him, "ummm 4, kanino po yung bag na 'yan??" he said, "ahh... inde, mga produkto laman neto"
2. so we just ignored it and thought that maybe he was selling some products..
1. parang ang lau nmn ng sagot nya
2. ...AVON products.
1. bwahahhahhahahhaha
2. LMAOOOjk. HAHAHAAHA IKR HAHAHAHAH
2. i can't stop laughing OMG hahahha
1. i really don't know how to react with this
1. bwahahhaa we're the same
1. i just don't know what to say
2. i am so gonna post this on my blogspot acct LMAO
1. what color is his shirt?
2. unfortunately, it's not PINK LOL.
blah blah blah....
Monday, April 18, 2011
lolz0rz
My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have s*x?"
I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car and found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "You've won my trust"
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in the car.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Ouchie in my Mouthie - Barney Stinson
"i hate you!! ...no, please don't leave me.."
soooo earlier today, april 15, 2011 I was scheduled for the surgical removal of my third molar (tooth)... well, i got braces so the dentist first adjusted the rubber bands and re- re- i forgot the term they call when you re- re- the accidentally removed bracket ..OHH EFF.
"bunot na tayo alexis.."
oookay. Actually, 'pag pasok ko pa lang sa clinic, nakita ko na agad yung anesthesia. Yung lalagyanan ba ga. Nu'ng nakita ko 'yun, parang gusto ko samahan ng tranquilizer o valium or pampatulog ng sobrang himbing tas left open nalang yung bibig ko kung anuman gusto ng dentista gawin dun. Kaso hindi eh. So ayun, bubble gum flavored anesthesia para sa pagtutusukan ng mas matapang pa na anesthesia. Then pahinga konti..
"hingang malalim lang ha.."
*inhale*
tinusok na yung anesthesia.. maya-maya deeper.. mararamdaman mo pa din yung needle tas parang wini-wave pa dun sa pinagkaka-tusukan nun.. ouchie in my mouthie talaga! mga tatlong beses ako'ng tinusukan then mumog, walang blood, astig! pahinga ulet habang hinahanda yung knife.
..wait, what? KNIFE?? oooohhhh yeaahhhh heard that right, KNIFE.
hinding-hindi ko alam kung ano'ng pakiramdam yung nung nakita ko yung material na gagamitin.
to be continued.. the author's about to sleep now Good night!
soooo earlier today, april 15, 2011 I was scheduled for the surgical removal of my third molar (tooth)... well, i got braces so the dentist first adjusted the rubber bands and re- re- i forgot the term they call when you re- re- the accidentally removed bracket ..OHH EFF.
"bunot na tayo alexis.."
oookay. Actually, 'pag pasok ko pa lang sa clinic, nakita ko na agad yung anesthesia. Yung lalagyanan ba ga. Nu'ng nakita ko 'yun, parang gusto ko samahan ng tranquilizer o valium or pampatulog ng sobrang himbing tas left open nalang yung bibig ko kung anuman gusto ng dentista gawin dun. Kaso hindi eh. So ayun, bubble gum flavored anesthesia para sa pagtutusukan ng mas matapang pa na anesthesia. Then pahinga konti..
"hingang malalim lang ha.."
*inhale*
tinusok na yung anesthesia.. maya-maya deeper.. mararamdaman mo pa din yung needle tas parang wini-wave pa dun sa pinagkaka-tusukan nun.. ouchie in my mouthie talaga! mga tatlong beses ako'ng tinusukan then mumog, walang blood, astig! pahinga ulet habang hinahanda yung knife.
..wait, what? KNIFE?? oooohhhh yeaahhhh heard that right, KNIFE.
hinding-hindi ko alam kung ano'ng pakiramdam yung nung nakita ko yung material na gagamitin.
to be continued.. the author's about to sleep now Good night!
Sunday, April 10, 2011
All the shit that I did when I was young
"NO READ, NO WRITE!"
I don't know about myself but when I was young, I keep on pretending that I cannot read nor write and the only person who knows that I can is my mom and dad. One night..
N: oh, read this selection..
M: t-the q-Qck, the Qck
N: it's Quick, means fast...
M: the quick b-brawwwwwn fohh-Eks.
N: um, brown, letter O siya diba.. then It's FOX.
M: j-juuuumps overr..
N: (T_T) (T_T) (T_T) (T_T) tita, ba't ang hirap ni Ac turuan??
<3: alexis mae valenciano cheng!
M: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.............. :-P
"LOVE LETTER"
when i was young, way back in elementary, I tried to write a letter to my teacher using Japanese words to let him know that I can speak Japanese even though I really can't. I used the lyrics of the song, "SUTEKI DA NE" of Final Fantasy X. I wasn't able to finish it though. That night, my mom rummaged through my bag to check on what we did at school.
Guess what? Right. She saw the letter. She read it (she can read, write and speak Japanese) and called me. Turns out, the song is about luuurve. I was like, BUSTED LMAOOOOO
WHAT MY LETTER CONTAINED:
Dead Sir Joel,
Kaze ga yoseta kotoba ni Oyoida kokoro Kumo ga hakobu ashita ni Hazunda koe. Tsuki ga yureru kagami ni Furueta kokoro Hoshi ga nagare, koboreta. Yawarakai namida...
Suteki da ne Futari te o tori aruketa nara Ikitai yo Kimi no machi, ie, ude no naka. Sono mune, Karada azuke Yoi ni magire, Yume miru...
Kaze wa tomari; kotoba wa Yasashii maboroshi Kumo wa yabure; ashita wa Tooku no koe. Tsuki ga nijimu kagami o Nagareta kokoro Hoshi ga yurete, koboreta Kakusenai namida..
Respectfully Yours, A.Cheng :)
WHAT IT MEANS:
My heart, swimming in the words the wind has borne. A voice, bouncing on a tomorrow carried by clouds. A heart, trembling on a mirror where the moon quivers. A star falls, spills gentle teardrops
Isn't it wonderful if we could walk, holding hands. I'd want to go to your town, your house, into your arms
To your heart I leave my body mixed into the night I dream. The wind stops; your words are a kind illusion. The clouds break apart; tomorrow Is a distant voice...
HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW, RIGHT!!!!!
i told my mom i dunno what i wrote means, myself. gladly i didn't give it to my teacher! Sir joel!! my computer teacher :DDD he's in singapore right now :DD his looks didn't change :)
THE END!
I don't know about myself but when I was young, I keep on pretending that I cannot read nor write and the only person who knows that I can is my mom and dad. One night..
N: oh, read this selection..
M: t-the q-Qck, the Qck
N: it's Quick, means fast...
M: the quick b-brawwwwwn fohh-Eks.
N: um, brown, letter O siya diba.. then It's FOX.
M: j-juuuumps overr..
N: (T_T) (T_T) (T_T) (T_T) tita, ba't ang hirap ni Ac turuan??
<3: alexis mae valenciano cheng!
M: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.............. :-P
"LOVE LETTER"
when i was young, way back in elementary, I tried to write a letter to my teacher using Japanese words to let him know that I can speak Japanese even though I really can't. I used the lyrics of the song, "SUTEKI DA NE" of Final Fantasy X. I wasn't able to finish it though. That night, my mom rummaged through my bag to check on what we did at school.
Guess what? Right. She saw the letter. She read it (she can read, write and speak Japanese) and called me. Turns out, the song is about luuurve. I was like, BUSTED LMAOOOOO
WHAT MY LETTER CONTAINED:
Dead Sir Joel,
Kaze ga yoseta kotoba ni Oyoida kokoro Kumo ga hakobu ashita ni Hazunda koe. Tsuki ga yureru kagami ni Furueta kokoro Hoshi ga nagare, koboreta. Yawarakai namida...
Suteki da ne Futari te o tori aruketa nara Ikitai yo Kimi no machi, ie, ude no naka. Sono mune, Karada azuke Yoi ni magire, Yume miru...
Kaze wa tomari; kotoba wa Yasashii maboroshi Kumo wa yabure; ashita wa Tooku no koe. Tsuki ga nijimu kagami o Nagareta kokoro Hoshi ga yurete, koboreta Kakusenai namida..
Respectfully Yours, A.Cheng :)
WHAT IT MEANS:
My heart, swimming in the words the wind has borne. A voice, bouncing on a tomorrow carried by clouds. A heart, trembling on a mirror where the moon quivers. A star falls, spills gentle teardrops
Isn't it wonderful if we could walk, holding hands. I'd want to go to your town, your house, into your arms
To your heart I leave my body mixed into the night I dream. The wind stops; your words are a kind illusion. The clouds break apart; tomorrow Is a distant voice...
HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW, RIGHT!!!!!
i told my mom i dunno what i wrote means, myself. gladly i didn't give it to my teacher! Sir joel!! my computer teacher :DDD he's in singapore right now :DD his looks didn't change :)
THE END!
Saturday, April 09, 2011
Haunted House
my mom was right about haunted houses. That is when your house is very quiet, occupied by only few people, there's a chance that it'll be visited by unseen souls.
"3 days kami'ng mawawala..", says my mom, 9am in the morning while I'm preparing for school.
"Sa'n kayo pupunta??"
"sa Balgan. Verification na kasi bukas. Kelangan may tumira na dun para mapasa-atin na iyon"
Balgan is a place where our newly bought house stands.
"Oh. Okay.", I said.
so she went with my brother, Dork and my Aunt, Avis.
I was left with my disabled aunt (deaf and mute), my cousin and my brother.
Well, my brother isn't really staying that much at home because he always has this "lakad" and goes home late.
While my cousin is working from 7am - 7pm so technically, I'm alone with my aunt in the house the whole day.
It was an unbelievably cold Friday evening, April 8, 2011. I was sleeping in my room with my Aunt and my cousin on the other room. Alec's (my brother) not home.
I woke up around 2-3AM, Saturday of April 9. My phone's radio is still on so I turned it off. I was trying to go back to dream land when I saw the light of the television in the other room where my cousin is sleeping. I called on to my cousin, "Achie Kimmmmyyyy... T_T". Suddenly, darkness covered our house. Even the light of the moon can't defeat it. "oh, she turned off the TV", I thought to myself. I checked on my aunt, she was still sleeping then I went back to sleep.
the house was quiet the next morning. i'm alone again with my aunt who's doing the laundry. I saw on the news that an earthquake of 5. something occurred, 2am last night. When my cousin went home at 7pm, I asked her if she felt the earthquake since she was still up.
"Um, tulog na po ako nun!"
"'di ba you were watching tv last night?"
"Hindi no, alam mo naman ako 'pag natulog, tuloy-tuloy na yun. Gigising nalang sa alarm clock.."
"Ehhhh, ??? ano yun, may nanood ng TV sa kwarto kagabi while you're there?"
"Hala Ac, tinatakot mo naman ako ehh!! kinikilabutan na ako o"
"Hindi nga, may nanonood nga kagabi, tinawag pa nga kita eh kaso pinatay mo yung TV bigla.."
"tumataas na balahibo ko o!!! tama na please"
HMMMMMMM
I called my mom and told her my true story. She just told me to not indulge myself to ghostly things like this because they're not real.She was just kidding when she told me about haunted houses when I was young because I kept on asking why my classmate's houses all look scary and that our house is very different from all of them.
"3 days kami'ng mawawala..", says my mom, 9am in the morning while I'm preparing for school.
"Sa'n kayo pupunta??"
"sa Balgan. Verification na kasi bukas. Kelangan may tumira na dun para mapasa-atin na iyon"
Balgan is a place where our newly bought house stands.
"Oh. Okay.", I said.
so she went with my brother, Dork and my Aunt, Avis.
I was left with my disabled aunt (deaf and mute), my cousin and my brother.
Well, my brother isn't really staying that much at home because he always has this "lakad" and goes home late.
While my cousin is working from 7am - 7pm so technically, I'm alone with my aunt in the house the whole day.
It was an unbelievably cold Friday evening, April 8, 2011. I was sleeping in my room with my Aunt and my cousin on the other room. Alec's (my brother) not home.
I woke up around 2-3AM, Saturday of April 9. My phone's radio is still on so I turned it off. I was trying to go back to dream land when I saw the light of the television in the other room where my cousin is sleeping. I called on to my cousin, "Achie Kimmmmyyyy... T_T". Suddenly, darkness covered our house. Even the light of the moon can't defeat it. "oh, she turned off the TV", I thought to myself. I checked on my aunt, she was still sleeping then I went back to sleep.
the house was quiet the next morning. i'm alone again with my aunt who's doing the laundry. I saw on the news that an earthquake of 5. something occurred, 2am last night. When my cousin went home at 7pm, I asked her if she felt the earthquake since she was still up.
"Um, tulog na po ako nun!"
"'di ba you were watching tv last night?"
"Hindi no, alam mo naman ako 'pag natulog, tuloy-tuloy na yun. Gigising nalang sa alarm clock.."
"Ehhhh, ??? ano yun, may nanood ng TV sa kwarto kagabi while you're there?"
"Hala Ac, tinatakot mo naman ako ehh!! kinikilabutan na ako o"
"Hindi nga, may nanonood nga kagabi, tinawag pa nga kita eh kaso pinatay mo yung TV bigla.."
"tumataas na balahibo ko o!!! tama na please"
HMMMMMMM
I called my mom and told her my true story. She just told me to not indulge myself to ghostly things like this because they're not real.She was just kidding when she told me about haunted houses when I was young because I kept on asking why my classmate's houses all look scary and that our house is very different from all of them.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
