H E L L with my C O U S

She brought home a friend... cousin, rather.

I call it hell because she looks like a devil. She's dark, not sexy, she has red skin, HORNS, and an evil-colored eye. Oh, did I mention tail there? No, then yeah, a long and pointy tail!

It started when she borrowed my laptop for a while in which her "while" was actually in 25 friggin' years! She installed a lot of non-sense and don't know how to delete 'em. Mobile themes, photos, etc. She even left me one of her pets, a Trojan horse and oh, a WORM.

I told her I have to use my laptop na because I'm gonna level-up na in one of the applications I use in Facebook ha-ha. She said don't turn off her downloads. So I didn't. There was an error in saving this .nth part file because my laptop can't read it. I asked her about that but she was busy chatting with her friend so I ignored it for a while. I asked her again and she told me to re-try the procedure. The same error goes on. Asked her again and she was busy again and asked her again and she told me to just save whatever is finished  in her phone. And So did I.

She checked her phone, tried the themes, etc.

"Bakit mo sinave ung iba, di naman pala gumagana??"
"What, you just told me to save anything finished"
"Eh diba nga nage-error?"
"Um, yeah?"
"Ayan tuloy, ayaw gumana!"
"You can always delete them."
"Ewan ko sa'yo!"
"What, you dunno how to delete??"
"Ewaaaaan!!!"

And she transformed into a Devil. You know what I want to shout her back? It's.... well, kinda mean so I didn't because she have a friend nearby ha-ha-ha, friend nearby...

Later on, they went outside to.. well, flirt (because it's already 2am). Natatapon na pala yung tubig sa restroom, di ko napansin.
She went inside the house and started shouting at me again.

"Di mo ba naririnig yung tubig??"
"Aw.. di ko napansin.."
"Hindi napansin.. ganyan ka naman eh!"
"I'm telling the truth, alright"
"Tell the truth, tell the truth! Ewan ko sa'yo"
"Totoo naman eh! Sinabihan mo nalang sana ako para di ka na pumasok dito diba??"
"Manahimik ka! dame pang sinasabe eh!"

That bitch.

Scene 3: LMAO
She woke me up because she can't access my laptop because I put a password.

"Hoy, may pa-password password ka pang nalalaman"
"and so?"
"Anong password nito??"
"You woke me up for that? Can't you read the hint? It says 'is a form of goverment in which all political power is absolutely or nominally lodged with an individual'"
"May ganyan ka pang nalalaman!"
"Sorry, No Answer, No Laptop. Psycho.."

ROFL don't you just hate her?